Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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