Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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