my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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