JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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