ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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