If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
now i know why i became what i already was.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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