VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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