But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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