I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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