By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
only you would photoshop your dick
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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