it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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