My liver just broke up with me...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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