On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just google imaged poop.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
