Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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