its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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