so that wasnt chicken after all
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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