I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
