IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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