apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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