Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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