Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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