Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
