Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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