Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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