Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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