Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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