he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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