Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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