So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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