i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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