Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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