Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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