It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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