Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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