i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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