So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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