you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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