CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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