No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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