Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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