Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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