carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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