Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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