Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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