You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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