What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think people are normalizing furries
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
