they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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