goodnight i made you a song goodbye
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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