Me too!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You smell like stripper and shame
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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