On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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