Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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