Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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