Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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