So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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