everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i now understand why vodka
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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